Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
How to Keep Your Friend and Her Mom from Looking Guilty of Murder by Aria Montgomery
- Step One: Help friend push all evidence of said murder into lake.
- Step Two: Just stand there.
- Step Three: Watch it sink.
- Step Four: Stand there and watch it sink some more.
But, if it weren’t for my children, I’d have thrown myself from the highest window in the Red Keep. They’re the reason I’m alive. Even Joffrey.